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SKU: UNKCEL08282013-78

Design & Art by:  UNK|CEL Apparel


Rocco : Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!

Murphy MacManus : And when it all falls down?

Rocco : We build it right back up again.

Connor MacManus : But this time bigger. BETTER!

Rocco : Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?

Murphy MacManus : Hard men!

Connor MacManus : Doing hard shit!

Rocco : and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.

Murphy MacManus : No, 'course not

Connor MacManus : Yeah it goes without sayin'

Rocco : I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!

Connor MacManus : Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.

Murphy MacManus : Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.

Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus , Rocco : Kiss my ass!

Rocco : Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?

Connor MacManus : There's no fucking way he did!

Rocco : John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?

Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus , Rocco : Because it's none of your fuckin' business!

Rocco : Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...

Detective Greenly : Thanks for comin' out.

Rocco : Real men hide their emotions. Why? Because it's none of your fuckin' business!

- David Della Rocco : Boondock Saints 2

  • Care Instructions:

    • Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
    • No fabric softeners.
    • Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life.
    • Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron decoration.
    •  Do not dry clean.

    Our goal is to always satisfy our customers so if any of our products have any defects, or don't meet your satisfaction please contact us for a replacement or refund.  All we ask is that you tell us in detail what the issue is with the product so we can look into the problem if it is on our end and not with just that specific product itself thank you.

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